Menu : Pizza, Slice Of

ToasterChef's are known for their modest nature. They're also known for their inability at cooking real, edible food.

However, this recipe is an exception to both rules: no surprise really seeing as it's the finest, most edible, actually nice-tasting and easy/safe to make thing we've ever come up with..

This really is pizza perfection. It's on occasion's like this that we make like Prince and blow our own trumpets. Oh yes.

It's a mega-diverse recipe, but we'll document the cheese 'n ham option.

1. Prepare the pizza:
   
   
   1. Bring out your bread;
   2. Calibrate the Ketchup;
   3. Chuck on the cheese;
   4. Hurl on the Ham.
   
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2. Ready the Toaster
3. Pack the Pizza into the Toaster
4. Engage the Toaster
   
   
   
5. Wait while it cooks. Remove the pizza and rotate it round halfway through to make sure each end cooks equally
6. Wah-lah! Check out the monster you've just spawned thanks to some primitive ingredients, a bloody top-notch recipe and the humble Toaster:
   

Side Note: Left a slice of Toast-Pizza go cold and stale down the back of your telly? Fear not, it's still good!