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Although one should never mix business with pleasure, an aftermeal
smoke offers a pleasant closure to the finest ToasterChef meal.
- Engage the toaster
- Engage Cig-to-mouth.
- Protrude cig into Toaster, press against metal rod.
- Inhale firmly in a desperate attempt to ignite the cig.
- Enjoy as your sperm count lowers, your breasts sag, and your
life quality generally deplenishes cigarette after cigarette.
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