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Due to the fact that ToasterCheffing is primarily a skill put to use at desperate times it is rare for recipes to be documented. Much like the elusive bigfoot, ToasterChef recipes must be documented at all costs wherever possible - together we can separate fact from fiction, revolutionising the way of the kitchen.

There are, of course, rules to ToasterCheffing. Click here to view them.

Below lie a number of currently known recipes:

...What would you like?

Starters?

• Toast
• TeaCake

A Main Course?

• Bacon Butty
• Burger
• Cheese Burger
• Crispy Pancake
• 'Fried' Egg
• Pizza, born-in-the-Toaster
• Pizza, Slice of
• Potato Waffle (sandwich)
• Toast, Cheese on
• Veggy Kebab

A Pudding?

• Waffles
• Croissant
• MarshMallow
• SwissRoll
• Cigarette (non edible!)

The Burnt Taste of Defeat

This section is dedicated to the warriors that brutally smashed the way of the ToasterChef. We've archived such conquests as a warning to others - or perhaps a challenge?

• Fish Finger
• Sausage

*if there was a competition to win a hat, which there isn't, so it's unlikely that you will win a hat.